I fucked it up once and had to re-build everything from sctrach; >.> there was suppose to be a first post here already. Anyways; while i try to fix the rest of the crap down this shithole, enjoy some bob ross lorem done via bob ross lorem generator.

Save your detail for the foreground. Drop in some happy little shadows. Beautiful little roundy-hill-type things. Even a tree needs a friend. Please let me thank you. I’m lazy… I look for easy ways to do things.

I don’t know if you can ever make a pet out of an alligator, but I had an alligator who lived with me. Always start with the color in here and then work outward. Everybody will see nature through different eyes Use your imagination. Always doing the things furthest away first and working forward. It’s just a game of angles.

Drop in a happy little sky here. That’s the fun part of this whole technique. Chickens need a place to live too. Only takes a minute. You learn to take advantage of whatever happens and use it to make your painting special. Think like a tree when you do these.

I’ll show you exactly the kind of messes we get into sometimes. Shh… our secret! Don’t tell, just enjoy! Take your time and play with these things. I would put water in just about everything. That gives us a general idea of how that mountain was made. Talent is a pursued interest.

It’s time we got strong here. That rascal’s sneaky! You can change your mind right mid stream. Don’t want to set the sky on fire. A place you want to go and run through bare-footed. Let’s have a big cloud!

It’s a fantastic day here! ‘Course I make some mistakes at home, and we call those “abstracts”. Clouds have form and shape and life and are interesting, they’re not just ol’ dull clouds. You’d better get out your big coat and put it on. The cloud needs a little friend. Don’t want to destroy, just diffuse.

They all hide here in your fan brush. We have to have some fun. Pretend that if you’re not careful your hand will literally just float away. Feel the power of the water. You’re gonna have one WILD day! Just sort of blend it around.

Angles are very, very important. Just practice, and you really can do this. Sometimes we get crazy here. You have to make friends with it. Let’s start with an almighty sky here.

I love to make trees. I think we’ll put a happy little cloud up in the sky. Just sorta stir it up, don’t overdo – just enough to bring it together. Hit it, and get away from it. Use that to your advantage.

Isn’t life wonderful? And that easy, we’ve got a happy mountain. Enough of that. Use your imagination; let it go! Let’s have a big cloud!

Let’s get crazy here. Get tough with it. You decide where all these things are. Today’s such a wonderful day, let’s just make a happy little painting. You can change your mind right mid stream.

That was so much fun! Let’s get crazy! …three hairs and some air… Keep this brush moving all the time. Let’s build us a little cloud. Maybe I’ll have a big mountain today.

This is one that you can do. That’s a fantastic little cloud. Create that little fuzzy look. We can stir this up a little bit. Let’s really have some fun.

At some point in between, you have to reach a happy medium. Let’s just enjoy today. We’re gonna play some games here with different planes. Really work it into the bristles. Just like baking a cake!

All you’re doing here is whisper-light. You have to make an almighty decision. We don’t wanna take it out; we just wanna mix it up. If there’s any secret to this technique, or any other technique: it’s practice. We’re looking for happy little clouds.

Truly the joy of painting is the friends that you make doing it. People are so excited when they see this happen. Sometimes it’s a lot of fun to put several layers. The just do nice things for you. Always keep the brush moving.

Fun time! Now we wash the ol’ brush! Another thing that seems to give us a lot of problems is almighty clouds. Ready to go! Learn to work with anything that happens. This is where the whole ecosystem starts.

-d